Veteran vs. Prospect

Josh Emmett looks to halt the momentum of the rising Argentinian star Kevin "El Chino" Vallejos in a high-stakes featherweight main event.

The Usual Suspects

A collection of legends, wild cards, and people we only invite for their snacks.

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  Mike

  The Commissioner

  🍿 Bringing: Beer, Chips, & Sliders (The Holy Trinity)

  👶 Kids: 4 (Future card sharks)

  🏠 Turf: The suburbs (where dreams go to sleep at 9 PM)

  🎂 B-Day: Dec 1 (Libra – balances books and bluffs)

  💼 Gig: Website Overlord

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  David

  The Tactical Folder

  🍿 Bringing: Pop & Beef Jerky (High protein, low bubbles)

  👶 Kids: 4 (Sends them to bed early on game night)

  🏠 Turf: South Side (The "Good" part)

  🎂 B-Day: Jan 27 (New Year, Same Bad Bluffs)

  💼 Gig: Software Wizard

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  Bryan

  The High Roller

  🍿 Bringing: Sushi & Guac (Keeping it classy/expensive)

  👶 Kids: 0 (Sleeps through the night like a king)

  🏠 Turf: Downtown Penthouse (allegedly)

  🎂 B-Day: June 15 (Summer vibes only)

  💼 Gig: Professional "Meeting Attender"

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  Jose

  The Sugar Dealer

  🍿 Bringing: Gummi Bears (The secret fuel for all-in bets)

  👶 Kids: 1 (The favorite child)

  🏠 Turf: East End (Closer to the casino)

  🎂 B-Day: Aug 22 (Leo energy at the table)

  💼 Gig: Code Monkey / Tech Guru

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  Ray

  The Slow Roller

  🍿 Bringing: Sprite & Cookies (The "Grandma's House" special)

  👶 Kids: 4 (Send help. Seriously.)

  🏠 Turf: The Quiet Cul-de-sac

  🎂 B-Day: Dec 1 (Winter is coming, and so is his check-raise)

  💼 Gig: Fixer of things people break

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  Jaimito

  The Midnight Menace

  🍿 Bringing: Popcorn & Whisky (The cinematic experience)

  👶 Kids: 2 (The reason he drinks the whisky)

  🏠 Turf: The Hills

  🎂 B-Day: March 30 (Spring Chicken)

  💼 Gig: Legal Eagle / Professional Argument-Winner

Player Signup

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Texas Hold ’em Rules

Simple rules. Endless trash talk.